Bengali Funny and Hilarious SMS Jokes
ami bali te tomar naam likhlam
saggore mishe gelo!
ami hawa te tomar naam likhlam,
setao batashe miliye gelo.
amar hridoye tomar naam likhlam,
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amar heart attack hoe gelo!!!
jodi tomar advice lage,
amay sms koro.
jodi tomar kono bondhu dorkar hoy,
amay call koro.
jdi tomar amay dorkar hoy,
amar kachhe chole eso.
aar jodi tomar takar dorkar hoy,
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""Subscriber ekhon network seemar baire achhen" :P
eta amar matha
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ah! etobar tipe dewar jonno dhonyobad.
ami ekhon onek better feel korchhi :)
Comedy Bengali SMS Jokes
amader jibone 6ta jinis jekono somoy aste pare...
1.bhalobasa
2.bondhutwo
3.taka
4.mrityu
5.osukh
6.sus:tai kore ghumiyo. :-P
ekta aeroplane ekta rocket ke jigges korlo:
"achha bhai, tumi eto jore jao ki kore!
rocket bollo:
"bhai,pechhone agun lagle tumi o orokom chhutbe!!"
aaj raate ki ami asbo..
ektu romance korte?
aaj mood khub bhalo achhe.
sudhu kiss ar kamor debo..
joldi reply diyo...
tomar priyo mosha..
jodi tomar 1ta baba hoy,call me.
jdoi 2to baba hoy,sms me.
jodi 3te hoy, msd call me.
aar jodi ami tomar baba hoi,
ignore dis msg. :P
amake nicher sosmoy gulote sudhu sms korben:
sokal-
6ta theke 12ta
dupur-
12 ta theke 4te
sondhya-
4ta theke 8ta
aar raat-
8ta theke 6ta.
baki sosmoy birokto korben na,
amar onek kaaj thake.
Funny Bengali SMS Jokes
scientist kokhono president hote pare na,
kintu Kalam kore dekhalen.
bus conductor kokhono superstar hote pare na,
Rajnikant kore dekhalen.
bador e kokhono sms porte parena,
kintu tumi seta kore dekhale!! :P
kew tomay..
miss kore
tomay chay..
tomar jonno bhabe..
tomay chhara lonely feel kore..
ke boloto?
zoo er ekta bador!!
ekjon lok 1st April bus e uthe
conductor ke 10 taka diye
ekta ticket katlo..
se conductor ke bollo:
"april fool! amar pass achhe!"
world er sob theke chhoto jokes:
1) 2to meye chup-chap bose achhe.
2) girlfriend bill pay korchhe.
aro chai??
tumi khub sundor!! :P
amar mobile e oenk jokes achhe.
kintu segulo pathate onek somoy lagbe
onek balance o jabe.
tai ami sob theke bhalo jokes ta tomay pathachhi...
"tumi khub sundor!":-P
Bengali Friendship SMS
Hi, amay sms korun aar onek prize jitun..
1st prize: onek bhalobasa,
2nd prize: choridiner bonndhutto,
3rd prize: amar hridoye e free stay..
Teasing Bengali SMS Joke
Hello! Ami tomar mobile bolchhi.
Ami tomar pocket chhere jachhi.emnite khub ekta problem nei.kintu….
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Gondho ta osojyo.
SMS Joke in Bengali
Ekhon eto raate to toke kono swaiji er bani sonanr jonno sms korbo na,
Common sense er byapar,je toke good night bolte sms korchhi. Chol ebar kete por.
Bengali SMS Jokes
Jokhon khub eka mone hobe. Aynar kachhe giye bolbe,. Ishh, ami ki sundor! Tomar dukkho dur hoe jabe. Kintu roj erokom koro na. karon,, jara beshi mithhe bole tara noroke jai.
Bengali SMS Jokes
Bhagawan krishna Geeta te bolechhen
Kaliyug ek karmayogi bondhu thakbe je sms korte thakbe,
Aar ekta paapi thakbe je sei sms pore hasbe.
Haas papi, haas.
Good morning.. Ekhon tumi bhabbe ekhon gd mrning keno bolchhi!
Simple! Phone amar,msg amar,paisa amar,amar ja ichhe tai pathabo,tomar ki tate?
Chalo happy new year :P
Hello! Ami tomar mobile bolchhi.
Ami tomar pocket chhere jachhi.emnite khub ekta problem nei.kintu….
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Gondho ta osojyo.
Chaand take dekho..
Chaand ki sundor!!
Ekhon ami tomay dekhi…
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Na.. er theke chaand tai dekha bhalo..
Tumi jaano ami roj bhagwan er kachhe prayer kori jaate sobai tomar moto ekjon bondhu pay…
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Sudhu ami keno kosto pabo,jate sobai kosto pay.
Tumi 100% sundor,
100%mishti,
100% bhalo……..
100% budhhu je esob biswas kore!
Tumi amake tule niye gele,
Amake ghore niye gele,
Amar top khule,
Amake tomar lips diye touch korle..
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Thank god! Ami ekta pepsi bottle.
Funny Bengali Joke SMS
Kiss,gari ar bador er moddhe ki difference?
Kiss holo sobar priyo,
Gari holo onek beshi priyo
Aar bador hole tumi priyo!
Frog SMS Joke
Ekdin ek bang ek jotishi ke jigges korlo:
dekhun to amar bhaggye ki achhe?
Jotishi: ek sundor meye tomar sorirer sob jayga sporsho korbe.
bang: kokhon, kothay, kibhabe?
Jotishi: next xam, biology practical e.
Teasing Joke in Bengali
Kew mon bodlay, kew mala bodlay,
Tomar kachhe kichhui chhilo na..
Tai seshe mandir e giye nijer juto i palte ele!
Teasing SMS Joke in Bengali
Aaj abar tomar dekha pelam na,
Aaj abar tomar birohe ami katrai,
Na jane konbi jone lukiye achho tumi,
Cartoon Network theke Pogo Kothao tomay khuje na pai.
Funny Bengali SMS Joke
Tumi mishti,
Sundor, tomar ujjal baktitwo,
Tumi hazare ek,
Tumi khati sona,
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Aro jokes er jonno sms koron 1097.
Bluetooth SMS Joke
Teacher: tomar daat orokom nil ronger keno?
Student: sir, ami nil rong lagiechhi daat e.
Teacher: keno?
Student: sir, ajkal bluetooth er jug to tai!
Funny Thought of the day SMS in Bengali
Jodi kokhono mone hoy kaj kora uchit.
Tahole opekkha koro….
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Jotokkhon na sei bhabna matha theke dur hoy.
Cute Friendship SMS
Prothomoto, kawke bondhu baniyo na,
Jodio ba banao,beshi kachhe anar chesta koro na,
Jodio ba kachhe jao, tader bhalobeso na,
Aar jodi bhalobaso, tahole kokhono tader chhere jeo na.
Value of money SMS
kokhono taka ke gurutwo debe na.
Taka te bichhana mele kintu ghum mele na,
Boi mele kintu budhhi mele na,
Gahana mele kintu soundarjo mele na,
Bilasita mele kintu sukh mele na.
Tai oi taka amr account e pathie dao.
Mobile Number
Jodi tomar mobile number hote partam,
Sobsomoy amay tumi mone to rakhte!
Jodi amay tumi bodleo dite,
Tobu amader bichhed er khobor to sobai ke bolte!
Love and marriage sms in Bengali
Kobi bolechhen, “bhalobasa holo modhur swapner moto, aar bie holo alarm clock, tai
Jotokkhon alarm na baje sukhonidra upobhog koro.”
Funny friendship sms in Bengali
Gorur mukher ghaas tumi, buroder khawar chawan prash tumi, boka, hada, pagol tumi, jai
How na keno, amar bindaas bondhu tumi.
Funny love poem SMS in Bengali
Tumi sathe thakle hazaro path pari dite pari, tumi sathe thakleoxygen chharao bachte pari
Ami,tumi thakle swargo theke ante pari parijat ful, jodi chao dite pari bondhu aro kichhu gul.
Mobile Joke in Bengali
ondher hathe torch!
kalar hathe radio!
bobar hath e mike!
aar tomar hathe e mbile!
hey bhogoban! ki din ese gelo!!
Joke in Bengali
jokhon jibone,
sokla e uthe tumi kawke dekhte pabe na..
tumi amar kachhe eso,
ami tomar sathe jabo...
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tomar eye-specialist er kachhe..
SMS Joke in Bengali
tomar haasi khub mishti,
tomar kotha khub mishti,
tomar mukh khub mishti..
aar..
dekho ami ki mishti kore mitthe bolte pari!! :P
SMS Teasing Joke
ami tomar byapare kichhu bolte chai
1)tumi khub i buddhiman..
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..sorry. ami dine ektar beshi mitthe bolte chai na..:P
SMS Teaser Joke in Bengali
mishti khete bhalo,
mishti kotha sunte bhalo,
mishti chehara dekhte bhalo,
kintu mishti lokjon ei duniya te pawa muskil.
ebar boloto..
amay tumi ki kore khuje pele!!!
Bengali SMS Greeting Joke
Merry Christmas,
Happy New Year.
Best of luck for Valentines Day,
Spooky Halloween,
Happy birthday,
nao ebar kete poro,
aar sara bochhor amake jalate eso na.. :P
Funny SMS Joke
loke bole:
"mohan hote gele,
mohan lokeder sathe cholar chesta koro..
amar kono problem nei...
jodi tumi amar sathe cholte chao..
Funny SMS Joke in Bengali
sobsomoy mone rekho..
tumi joto baje dekhte how na keno!
tumi joto idiot i how na keno!
ei duniya te tumi ekebare useless now...
karon..
ekta baje example hisebe tomar use ei duniya te chirokal i thakbe.. :D
Insulting SMS Joke
jokhon ami chaand ke dekhte jai..
tomar mukh dekhte pai
jokhon surjo dekhte jai
tomar mukh dekhi
jokhon tara dekhte jai..
tomar mukh dekhi!
onek hoechhe ebar ektu sore darao to baapu amarsamar samne theke!!
Teasing Bengali SMS Joke
ekdin tomar kachh theke sob kichhu hariye jabe.
tomar take.
tomar mathar chul.
tomar budhhi..
kintu ekta jiis konodin jabe na..
seta holo tomar sundor chehara..
karon ja tomar kahhe nei,seta ar khoy jabe kibhabe!!
:P
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