Bengali SMS jokes collection

Patient: Dakter sab,amake kukure kamrayse.
Doctor: Apne janen na je amar roge dekhar somoy 4-8 ta.
Patient Ami ta jane,kintu oi hotochora kukur ta ar ota jane na.

Dibo kore bolchi tumaaj ar hobenaa vhul,
Harya tumaj aj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar aj abedon grohon koro mura,
Ager moto e badbo tumaj nikhad premer dura